Situation: Plastic Surgery
Peasant: You are obviously plastic.
Sassy Remark: Bitch please, I don't need to be plastic to know I'm fantastic.
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Oooh! She said the b word!
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Book of Sass
HumorI decided to share my inner sassy self with all you readers. Here is a little book that I have created to show all those peasants who's boss. (I wrote this years ago and I cringe at it now, but people seem to like it so that's pretty much the only...
