Situation: you trip and fall down the stairs.
Peasant: Haha! You can't walk right, now can't you?
Sassy Remark: With those feet, I'm surprised you can even stand.
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Not my best one, but I guess it will do.
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Book of Sass
HumorI decided to share my inner sassy self with all you readers. Here is a little book that I have created to show all those peasants who's boss. (I wrote this years ago and I cringe at it now, but people seem to like it so that's pretty much the only...
