Situation: For those who get bullied.
Peasant: You're ugly.
Sassy Remark: Listen, I'm not a mirror. So, stop trying to speak to your reflection.
Peasant: You're stupid.
Sassy Remark: Well, at least I'm smart enough to know your brain is smaller than a worm's.
(In case this happens)
Peasant: Worms don't have brains.
Reply: Exactly.
Peasant: You're fat.
Sassy Remark: I'm not fat. When things get hot, they expand. So, don't get jealous that I'm hotter than you. *winning smirk*
Peasant: You're gay.
Sassy Remark: Gay means happy, so your insult is invalid. And, yes, I'm very happy. *large grin*
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Just decided to fit in some the clichés in this one, because it would get tiring fitting them all in separately. And to those who get bullied, #staystrong
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Book of Sass
HumorI decided to share my inner sassy self with all you readers. Here is a little book that I have created to show all those peasants who's boss. (I wrote this years ago and I cringe at it now, but people seem to like it so that's pretty much the only...
