Situation: Pictures will be taken of you.
Peasant: Smile the prettiest you can, although I'm pretty sure that's not possible.
Sassy Remark: Whitten those teeth as much as you can, although I'm pretty sure that's not possible.
(In case this happens)
Peasant: Bitch please, my teeth are already white.
Reply: Yeah, your ever so inspirational teeth. So inspirational, they have a song named after them. You've heard of "black and yellow", right?
Peasant: ...
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Well, there's one I just came up with on the spot. I really do wonder if people are using these.
Um, so I would like to know if anyone is actually reading this.
And that I'm not wasting my time writing something no-one even clicks on, or taps.
Hey, my phone auto corrected taps to 5SOS. hehe, funny.
So, if you are reading this, leave a little comment right on this line? Tell me how I'm doing? Thanks. :)
Wow, this authors note is longer than I'd expected. K bye!
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Book of Sass
HumorI decided to share my inner sassy self with all you readers. Here is a little book that I have created to show all those peasants who's boss. (I wrote this years ago and I cringe at it now, but people seem to like it so that's pretty much the only...
