Maybe there were a few more insults than I thought, oops?
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Situation: the same as Clichés 1.0
Peasant: You look like a toothpick.
Sassy Remark: At least I'm helpful to others.
Peasant: You're such a nerd.
Sassy Remark: Yeah, keep on laughing. Because I'll be having the last laugh when I find you on the street asking for spare change while I'm successful.
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If you have any other situations,
Please comment them, and I'll try to come up with a comeback for the next chappie!
And this would be a nice time to rewind to the end author's note from the first clichés.
Are we back?
Okay.
Byeeeee!
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