the donut dialer [ongoing]

06: ❝i will not calm my tator-tots!❞

❝i will not calm my tator-tots!❞

vanessa┃parker┃lorelei

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april 6th, 4:13 p.m.
brrring brrring.

✆ call accepted ✆

"hello! this is the muffin man, how can we help you today?"

"peaches, you seriously need to stop hanging up on me."

"peaches? sir, i think you have the wrong number. this is not... peaches."

"oh. is peaches there, then?"

"um, it depends who peaches is, i guess... give me a second."

"sure."

"peaches!!! there's a guy on the line waiting for you?"

"gosh darn it, vanessa. i told you if a guy called around 4, tell him i'm dead!"

"lorie! that's rude! i can't do that to a customer. what's the problem?"

"he's not even a customer. he calls me everyday with cheesy pick up lines. i don't even know who he is!"

"that sounds like something out of a movie. you know what? i'm not letting your chance for romance slip away, lorie, so here's the damn phone."

"wha—chance for romance!? what the heck? i hate you, vanessa!"

"whatever. you'll thank me later for this."

"i doubt it. hello?"

"well, hello there, lorie."

"vanessa, look what you did! you gave the creep my name. now he can find me."

"it's not your real name, calm your tits."

"i will not calm my tator-tots! you don't understand, vanessa, he's going to stalk me and find me and kill me."

"i'm right here, you know."

"it speaks!"

"you wound me again and again. for your information, lorie, i am not a murderer or a stalker."

"i can't trust you. also, that's not my name."

"what is your name, then?"

"psh! i'm not telling you that."

"why not?"

"you could be a pedophile, or a stalker, or a bad guy!"

"okay. i understand why you think that. but here's something to prove i'm neither elderly or a stalker or a criminal."

"i don't know how you're going to prove that over the phone, but okay."

"my name is parker bennett. i'm a 17-year old teenage boy who attends lakeview high school, works at a pet shelter, and loves to prank call unsuspecting peaches."

"wha... y-you're parker bennett?"

"the one and only. now, do i have your trust?"

"i honestly wasn't expecting that... but you have my partial trust."

"i'll take it."

"... lorelei sweet."

"what?"

"my name is lorelei sweet."

*b e e p b e e p *

✆ call disconnected ✆

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"... holy shit."
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"holy schnitzel. i just did that."
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[a/n]: i know i shouldn't be working on donut dialer but i just have no time to write a full out chapter for Surviving Sam. hope ya'll enjoyed~

~ emma♡