Daily Adventures with Jikook

[text entry 5]

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worldwide handsome day

jeju: jin samcheul!!!

jeju: saengil chukha hae 🎂

jazmin: happy birthday to you~

jazmin: happy birthday to you~

jazmin: happy birthday kim seokjin

jazmin: happy birthday to you~

jeju: aye 😍

jazmin: 😊

jimin: smh

jimin: jin hyung isn't even added in this gc

jeju: oh he isn't...?

jazmin: 😶

jeongguk: this dumb and dumber duo i swear lololol

jeju: 😒 i knew tho

jeju added worldwide handsome

worldwide handsome: aishhh 😍

worldwide handsome: y'all so cute jeju-ssi and jazminnie 😘

jeju: thanks jin samcheul

jazmin: thank youuu~~

worldwide handsome: you're welcome

jimin: hyung change your name it's so weird

jeongguk: it's so big

worldwide handsome: stfu it isn't as big as your jungCOCK

jeongguk: wDYM

jimin: oh i know what he means ☝😀

jeongguk: ksjsks i know what you know jiminie 😏

jeju: *aHEM AHEM*

jazmin: we're here y'all 👋

jeju: this gc has kids

jazmin: aka us

jeongguk: 😶

worldwide handsome: thanks for all the wishes kids 💕

worldwide handsome: i'm making delicious dishes tonight

worldwide handsome: would you two come over? 😊

jeju: whY NOT

jazmin: 😁😁 omw

jimin: hey you're supposed to ask us

jazmin: no we're not eomma 😂

jazmin: when you and appa text like this, we go to bed wearing headphones that night 😅

jazmin: so it's better to leave you both alone tonight

jeongguk: headphones?

jeju: jAZMINNIE THIS WAS OUR SECRET YOU POT HEAD

jazmin: oppss

jimin: omg are we that loud? 😧

jeongguk: you're always loud babe 😗

jimin: stfu jeongguk istg this is serious omg we're putting a bad influence on our kids

jeju: it's not like that appa 😅

jeju: you know we watch movies at night when we can't sleep

jeju: so headphones help

jazmin: exactly ☝😀

jazmin: that is juST what i meant earlier

worldwide handsome: omg y'all gross jimin and jungkook 😷

worldwide handsome: i told you you weren't old enough to adopt kids

worldwide handsome: and you're kids are extra + ordinary not to mention 😌

jeongguk: ffs your name hyung 😑

jeongguk changed worldwide handsome's name to jin

jeongguk: so yeah where was i

jeongguk: wE'RE NOT GROSS YOU AND NAMJOON HYUNG ARE GROSS

jimin: you're grossier than the biggest grocery

jeju: what even is that 😂

jin: yOU DISRESPECTFUL BRAT

jin: it's my birthday RESPECT ME KIDS

jazmin: 🙏 #respect

jeju: #AppaNeedsToLearnFromJazminne

jazmin: #thankyou

jeju: #noproblem 😊

jimin: quiT THESE HASHTAGS YOU BOTH

jeju: #worldwidehandsomeday

jazmin: #happyjinday

jin: #youbotharethecutest

jeongguk: #kms 🔫

jimin: put that gun down guk 😒

jeongguk: why so salty 😒

jimin: am not 😒

jeongguk: you are 😒

jeongguk: actually not 😀

jeongguk: you don't taste salty at all

jeongguk: you taste like strawberries hyung 🍓

jin: #iquit

jeju: #iquit

jazmin: #imnotevenreturning

jimin: smh you always turn this gc into sexting guk

[ happy worldwide handsome day y'all 😊😊😊 ]