preference ; spiders

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{ I FUCKIN HATE SPIDERS LIKE NAH BITCH NAH IM OUT }

BILL;
— you both glance at each other for a second
— then you race out of the room
— whoever was last to reach the door has to kill the spider
— but you argue instead because neither of you want to do it
— "I-I-I'M NOT T-T-TOUCHING THA-THAT F-FUCKING THING"
— "WELL NEITHER AM I SO YOU BETTER DO IT"
— "NUH-UH. NOPE. N-NO."
— "YOU'RE THE MAN, BILL. DO IT"
— you two end up calling Stan to do it for you
— Stan rolls his eyes at you guys

RICHIE;
— uhm what spider?
— there was a spider?
— sorry never lived in that house in the first place
— or did you....?
— nah nope uh-uh nOH
— "I fucking loathe spiders" -_-
— "Stay behind me, princess. I'm your knight in shining armour. Sir Tozier shalt protect thee from harm" {stupid accent included}

EDDIE;
— sCrEaMiNg {me}
— sHoUtiNg {same}
— sQuEaLiNg {so relatable}
— cRyiNG {send help}
— calls 911 {mhmm}

STANLEY;
— YOU freak the fUCK OUT
— Stan rolls his eyes at you for your 'childish behaviour'
— you fake a hurt look
— he rolls his eyes again and then cuddles you
— "I'll protect you, Y/N. Don't cry"

MIKE;
— you leave the room as soon as you see it
— confuzzled is Mike
— a few moments later {sprinkled with the spongebob accent}, he then finds the problem
— he calmly kills the spider and disposes of the body {i smell a potential serial killer JK LOL NO I LOVE MIKE}
— then he calls you and tells you that {the coast is clear} the spider's gone

BEN;
— "Are you almost done?"
— "Yeah just a little more clothes"
— "Okay"
— "Wait it won't fit in my bag"
— "We'll ask someone to come back for it"
— "Alright"
— ya'll are moving lmao

BEVERLY;
— you're freaked out but not because you saw a spider
— Beverly was playing with it and she was cooing it
— she. Called. It. Cute.
— "Bev.. um.. what.. uhhhh"
— "*baby voice* awe you wittwe cutiee"
— "uuhhhhh..."

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