Random Things Brain Dump

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Guys, GUYS

IT'S SHERLOCK'S BIRTHDAY

SHERLOCK HOLMES'S BIRTHDAY

(I should have saved my Johnlock memes I posted the other day for this, but oh, well. Spilled milk.)

BUT WAIT

GUESS WHAT

THE IRONY IS AS GORGEOUS AS BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH'S FACE

SO BECAUSE I'M SLOW AS FUCK

AND UP UNTIL THE END OF SUMMER OF 2017 (last summer, just to clarify, Happy New Year's, by the way, sorry I'm late on that)

BELIEVE IT OR NOT

WE DID NOT HAVE NETFLIX

(Or cable or WiFi, for that matter, but I do now, so it's okay.)

So anyway, because we didn't have Netflix, I couldn't watch Sherlock, so I've been catching up over the past few months, an episode or two every couple weeks. (We're often too busy to sit down for an hour and a half to three hours, no matter how beautiful the show that we're watching is, or how bad my mom's crush on Benedict Cumberbatch is.)

But ANYWAY.

Guess which episode we JUST SO HAPPENED to watch today. Just guess.

Yeah, another big long pause. I'm so mean, I know. But did you guess? I'll tell you anyway.

Season four, episode two. "The Lying Detective." (FUCKING HEARTBREAKING HOLY SHIT I'M OFFICIALLY DEAD INSIDE)

But class, at the end, does anyone remember what happens? Anyone? Clue: John guesses a thing! (Good job, Jawn! You've earned whatever the fuck hedgehogs get for treats. Oh - did you just say Sherlock? Cool. Go do that. I'd recommend you get a room, though. Grandma, Gavin, Brother Dear, a client, or whoever the fuck else is present might stare.)

(That was kind of awful, I know. Couldn't help myself. 😈 Don't kill me.)

Anyway, SO

our dear precious hedgehog Jawn correctly guesses that it's Sherlock's birthday.

Sherlock's birthday, on January sixth.

Which is today.

The day that we just watched it - FOR THE FIRST TIME - on.

We had absolutely no fucking idea that that happens. (We, by the way, is Ci'Ci and I, if you haven't already. . . deduced that. :D)

WE JUST WATCHED SHERLOCK'S BIRTHDAY ON SHERLOCK'S BIRTHDAY WITHOUT REALIZING BEFOREHAND THAT IT WAS SHERLOCK'S BIRTHDAY WE WERE WATCHING.