The Epic Tale of Boo be Doo

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Hello! I know I haven't exactly been very active recently. And I'll be honest. . . I don't have a single excuse for that. I'm just a lazy forgetful lil bitch.

So therefore, to make up for it, I'm gonna share with you a wonderful poem Victuuri_bb476 wrote in school today while high off caffeine. I would've made her post it in one of her own books, but as I've said before, she can hardly ever get on here. Here you go!

There was a man named Boo be Doo and this be what he do

Boo went on to the market to buy himself some stew

The vendor in the market said to Boo "How do you do?"

Boo be Doo turned to the man and with a knife he slew

The man was on the floor now, oh what will Boo do

Boo cut the body up and put him in his stew

The stew was oh so lovely! It might taste better with you. . .

So you should probably watch out, 'cause Boo be Doo be after you!


Have a lovely day!  :)

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