You've made your ideal type on a weird website for a joke and the next day he's at your front door in a box with a note saying 'no returns'.
Disclaimerrr???
This is just a joke and not serious so don't think I hold this close to me heart or whatever...
"Just because you have to get up early for work, doesn't mean I have to on my day off." You groaned, crawling out of bed.
As Hazel stepped into the kitchen, she called out to you. "Did you order something?"
"What? No, I don't think so..." You said, rubbing your sleepy eyes. "Why?"
"There's two huge boxes outside the dorms door and they're addressed to you. I tried to bring them in but they're too heavy and I don't have enough time to help you carry them in, sorry."
"It's fine", you mumbled, wondering what could be in the mysterious boxes. "I'll manage, don't worry about it, just go to work already. You don't want to be late again."
"Hey! That was ONE time (y/n). It was my boyfriends fault I was late. He wouldn't let me go." Hazel whined at the fact that you hadn't forgotten about the time when she let her boyfriend sleep over for the first time.
"Honestly, can't relate but I'll see you later!"
"Yeah, bye! And don't forget about the boxes!" She shouted back to you before closing the door behind her.
After getting changed and ready for a lazy day at home, you decided it was time to face your unknown delivery. Hesitantly opening the door, you sighed as you saw two boxes: one long, large box and another around half the size of the first, sitting on top of it. You sighed as you mentally prepared yourself for a lot of unwanted exercise.
"Maybe I could just push them in?" You asked yourself, hoping that the boxes would miraculously be lighter than they looked as you walked around to behind the boxes. With all of your might, you managed to heave the heavy boxes in, taking frequent breaks.
Once inside the dorm, you sat cross legged on the floor and began to peel the pink tape off the smaller box. Upon opening the flaps, you saw that there was a large pile of various men's clothes and a few toiletries. A note sat on top of the items and in pink ink it read:
'This is everything you need to look after you new DREAM BOYFRIEND! Just give him food and water and he'll stay healthy and happy!'
"What the...", you mumbled under your breath as your eyes slowly drifted over towards the large box. Cautious and confused, you made your way over to the large box. 'Could there be a... person in here?' You thought to yourself as you pulled back the flaps of the human sized box. 'No way, that's just stu-'.
You were cut of from your thoughts when you saw a face. A guys face.
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