You've made your ideal type on a weird website for a joke and the next day he's at your front door in a box with a note saying 'no returns'.
Disclaimerrr???
This is just a joke and not serious so don't think I hold this close to me heart or whatever...
"A lot..", you sigh. Why are cats so expensive these days? How? There's literally cats walking around on the streets with no owner and you're selling your soul so you can afford the one in the pet shop.
"I guess I'll have to work some more before I can start spending", you said as you begin to collect the money that was organised in piles lying on your bed.
"I.. have to go.. and get.. takeout, yeah, takeout", Minhyuk said suddenly, looking suspiciously smug for some unknown reason.
"Alright, I'll come too!"
"No, no, no, no, no, you can stay here, and rest, and watch TV, and relax, and wait for me to come back, okay?" He said, pushing you in the direction of the sofa before hurriedly running to his box and then rushing out of the dorm door, just about managing to blow a messy kiss towards you.
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"wot just happened??" You mumbled to yourself as you sank into the sofa just after the door slamming shut sent a light breeze your way.
About an half an hour or so later, you heard a knock at the door. You jump up off the sofa and quickly open the door to reveal a cheery Minhyuk standing with a box in his arms.
"No takeout?" You questioned the absence of the regular fast food bags that Minhyuk would normally bring home with him.
"Takeout? Oh, yeah.. they.. they ran out of food..", he answered hesitantly, as if he was making it up on the spot. "Butttt.. I got you something mucchhhh better :D", he said stepping into the dorm and setting the box down carefully on the floor.
You stare in the box, wondering what kind of new food Minhyuk brought back as a replacement for your missing takeout. Snapping abruptly from your thoughts, you heard rustling emanating from the cardboard and you instinctively back up to Minhyuk who gladly pulled you into a hug.
"What kind of food's in there??" You whispered cautiously while he lead you closer to the box in question.
"Just open it~~"
Knowing that if you didn't open it soon, Minhyuk would start to whine about something, you decided to do the deed. Carefully, you pulled back the flaps that was keeping the 'surprise' a surprise. In the corner of the small box was an even smaller kitten.
The white fur ball meowed at you before it swiftly hopped out of the box and darted towards Minhyuk. It instantly snuggled up to his leg and purred like it had known him forever.
"Aw I think it likes me :)"
"yoU THINK??"
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yo yo yo im posting this now and then im going to sleep for seventeen hours straight because its friday and im sick lmao
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im more of a dog person tbh coz im allergic to cats
