You've made your ideal type on a weird website for a joke and the next day he's at your front door in a box with a note saying 'no returns'.
Disclaimerrr???
This is just a joke and not serious so don't think I hold this close to me heart or whatever...
"Morning, hyuk..", you greeted your boyfriend groggily.
"Morning, sunshine", Minhyuk replied while snuggling up to you. You rolled your eyes, but this was only to hide your love struck expression.
"Do you feel any older??", you asked cheekily, teasing him about the fact that it was his birthday the day before, and closed your eyes.
"YeS i Am VeRy OlD nOw." Minhyuk spoke in the voice of an old man, clearly trying too hard to be funny.
Next thing you know, you feel a gust of wind crash into your body. You whip your eyes open to survey the room for your blanket, when your beady eyes land on Minhyuk. He's done for now.
"giVE ME BACK THE BLANKET"
"rEsPeCt YoUr ElDeRs, MiSs"
"No one, I repeat, no one comes between me and my warmth!" :<
You snatched the blanket away from Minhyuk's grasp and ran for your life to the living room, where you hid behind the sofa half-smug half-terrified.
It didn't take long for Minhyuk to find you in your obvious hideout.
"Y-you'll never take away my baby blanket, old man", you state hesitantly, running out of good comebacks.
"Old man? Hah, would an 'old man' do this?", he looked down at you with a smirk of pure evil.
He grabbed the hem of his shirt and painstakingly slowing pulled it up above his head. Oh no, is he giving you a strip tease? Now???? (not gonna complain though)
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Of course, your eyes are drawn to his toned abs and how he bites his lip knowing that you like it is bringing time to a standstill.
You're so mesmerised and blown away that you don't even have time to react when Minhyuk lunges forward and grabs the blanket, easily taking it from your arms.
"Hahahahha :D" he laughed like a child and ran off back to the bedroom. Ah, this boy...
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HEY! IM BACK!
Sorry mates but I just couldn't be arsed writing tbh but now I'm back (~briefly~)
I think I'm going to do one extra long chapter for the finale and then finish the book
if you have any ideas just let me know here or in the dms ;)))
