Hamadi: damn we have this class again?!
Me: well its comparative religion so yea we got the same old fart
Morgan: we need jesus
Jesús: Hello?! I'm right here
Me: Ur not funny
J: fuck you
H: well we finally have a class together Kenzie
Me: Ik I'm so happy!!!!
M: I have critical depression-
Me: Hey that's my line PLAGIARISM!!!!!
M:..................... how much sugar did u eat?
H: woah Kenzie inside voices
Me: no imma always stay loud and do U know why
J: because your black?
Me: because I- wait what the fuck dude
J: you always say because your black when we assume, accuse, or asks you something that u hate
Me:.......... I was gonna say because I'm loud and proud genius
J: oh my bad fam.......
Me: and because I'm black.....
J: YOU SON OF A BITCH
Me: Hey what ever happened to inside voices huh?
J: I................hate....................YOU!!!!!!!
Me: Hmm whatever so guess ready for another two advisory with this fucktard?
M: don't remind me please
J: I don't really care my moms got me covered
Me: mommas boy
J: daddy's girl
Me: At least I admit it tho.
M: *pull outs a mini fidget spinner* fight me GET ON MY LEVEL
Me:............................why tho
M:idk best 75 cents I'd ever spent
H: Hey if u have a Xbox 360 ur doomed to fail
Me: ... i still have one
M: me too
H: well congratulations ur doomed to fail!!!!!!
Me: why because of the processor?
H: good theory but no, they designed it to basically fail.... have lately been experiencing ur console to be "overheating" a lot?
Me: Yea it actually has been lately.....
M: same goes for me.... but that's because I have a shit load of stuff piled on top of it
Me: Morgan what the actual fuck dude? The console isn't gonna work properly its need air circulation to go through the vents so the processor and circuits won't overheat!!!!!!
M:.............................................
H: well yea I'll send you the link later
Me: Good looking out fam!!!!
J: I'm kinda disappointed that your still using a Xbox 360 Kenz
Me: Oh yea well I'm disappointed that u still have a PS3 JESÚS!!!!!!!
J: there's nothing wrong with it!!!!!
Me:.....dude. It's like literally easy to hack into one of those!!!! The games are shit!!!! Graphics eh, and it literally breaks like all the time!!!!!!
H: Yea basically Sony states that the play station 3 was originally a prototype so yea it's basically trash
Me: Yea just like the iPhone X? It's was originally a prototype too!!!! Apple said so, that's why I got the 8plus..... cuz it doesn't glitch all the time, hell it never does.......
H: just wait 3years and it will
Me: oh ik usually iphones are only supposed to last you 2-3 years before they start to do crazy shit and move hella slow.......
J: whatever........
M: Oh and for your information I'm planning to get the Xbox One X and the Play Station 4 But more on the Xbox side than PlayStation....
H: Good call
J: The fuck you mean "good call"? What the fuck?!
Me: dude PlayStations like I said before are easy to hack into!!!!! I'm not trying to get hacked no time soon!!!!!!!
H: She's right ya know........
M: Ok I literally don't understand what the fuss about aren't Xbox and PlayStation the same thing?
Me....................................
H.....................................
J:............................you done fucked up
Me: Morgan Zedricka Lewis-Richardson HOW FUCKING DARE YOU
H: WHAT IS ACTUALLY WRONG WITH YOU WERR YOU RAISED IN A BARN?!
J: I can't take up for you on this one dude
M: what did I say?!
Me: RULE NUMBER ONE OF GAMERS Never say that Xbox and PlayStation are the fucking same
H: it's an absolute insult to us it's like saying GTA and COD ARE THE SAME!!!!!!!!!!!!
M: but they are right
J: ok now I'm starting to get triggered!!!!
Me: Bitch I'm trying SO HARD NOT TO SLAP YOU RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!
H: I have nothing else to say to you!!!!!
Me: dude do see how we feel?!
M: not really?!
J: let me put it in a way you'll understand...... what you just said it's like say that Gays and Lesbians are the same-
M: NO THEYRE NOT HOW CAN YOU SAY- oh wait now I get it...........
Me: uh huh NOW you UNDERSTAND?!
M: yep my bad...........
D: should we be actually doing work now
Me: Shut up Dania
D.................................
Just another daily conversations me and my friends have in Sociology Class............ oh wait sorry we changed subjects so now is Comparative Religion.................... idk peace ✌🏿
