So yesterday during gym I was talking to my friend, we were talking about asdfmovie and thought "What if it happened in real life?"
Me: Screw gravity! *floats up in the air like a balloon*
Friend: I AM PUNCHING YOUR SALAD!! *punches salad*
Me: I wanna be a pie :D
My Mom: Dragon noo!
Me: Nice hat
Friend: Thanks
Me: I was being sarcastic
Friend: Well I stole yo face
Me: *faceless facepalms*
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Me: OH MA GAWD THAT WOULD BE TOTAL MADNESS
FRIEND: No...this is MINECRAFT!!! (if you know where that is from I'll love you forever :D)
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It's Pretty Random! {Randomness Book}
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