IF ASDFMOVIE HAPPENED IRL

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So yesterday during gym I was talking to my friend, we were talking about asdfmovie and thought "What if it happened in real life?"

Me: Screw gravity! *floats up in the air like a balloon*

Friend: I AM PUNCHING YOUR SALAD!! *punches salad*

Me: I wanna be a pie :D

My Mom: Dragon noo!

Me: Nice hat

Friend: Thanks

Me: I was being sarcastic

Friend: Well I stole yo face

Me: *faceless facepalms*

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Me: OH MA GAWD THAT WOULD BE TOTAL MADNESS

FRIEND: No...this is MINECRAFT!!! (if you know where that is from I'll love you forever :D)

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