It's Pretty Random! {Randomness Book}

THE SKY IS CRYING AND OH GAWD THE FARTS!!!!!

It started raining earlier today and it came down hard

I had a thought that the Sky was crying and I just yell to my dad in the car

"DAD THE SKY IS CRYING!!!! WHAT DID YOU DO TO UPSET IT!!!!"

Dad: Nothing *farts*

Me: OH GAWD THE FARTS IT SMELLS!!!!!!!

Dad: That's what I did to make the sky cry

Me: Dad why you so mean to da sky? *holds nose to not smell the fart*

Dad: Because I can, that's why

Me: Now I know why I'm like you *goes back to being on phone while holding nose*