Bruno- Hello I am Bruno, owner of Klub Ice and today I am with Agustus, Svans, Stephano and Olga. Olga is so hairy.
Agustus- Oh you so so hairy! Oh your mustache tickle my upper lip! *falls*
Bruno- Come over here. I need you guys to come to the "Lil' Boys Corner"
Stephano- Oh I like this
Bruno- it's right here
*everyone but bruno laughs*
Bruno- Turn and face the wall, I need to see those lil' buttcheeks
*more laughs*
Bruno- This is what I'm going to spank you with
Svans- Me first! Me first! Please me first *gets spanked in the butt*
Olga- Mr. Warden! Mr. War- wait wait. Mr. Warden, later can we, can we use this? *sits on lever*
Bruno- Okay to the showers!
Agustus- I was- I feel a little bit uh dirty right now
Agustus- Olga! Stop clogging up the toilet with ya hairs!
Bruno- I love it when you get in thas vasa
*everyone but bruno laughs*
Stephano- Hey Agustus get in the water with me
Agustus- I don't feel very comfortable here anymore, this guy is frightening me
Olga- I'm getting uncomfortable with the burly man talking
Bruno- Okay lets try to do something fun- Oh! Ey! Svans! Where are you going?
Agustus- Svans what are you doing?
Svans- I get vas bread
Agustus- Svans no! If you eat the bread, it's full of carbohydrates.
Stephano- You naughty
Svans- This is true. I'm already fat though
Stephano- Oh that's ok then
Agustus- You better give it to me because Agustus is hungry
Bruno- Once you in Klub Ice, you cannot get out, you are stuck
Agustus- What do you mean we're stuck in Klub Ice
Bruno- You can't, you have to stay in Klub Ice forever
Agustus- I don't I don't wanna be in Klub Ice forever
Bruno- Vhat are you gonna do about it?
Agustus- We could- we...EVERYONE RUN TO MY YACHT!!!
Bruno- Hey!
Svans- To the yacht!
Agustus- Everybody to the yacht! *gets attacked by Bruno*
*Agustus, Stephano, and Svans respawn* *Svans falls on his face*
Agustus- Olga! OIga come save us! Your hair...your hair use your hair as a weapon!
Svans- *Ince* *Ince* *Ince* *Ince* *Ince* *Ince* *Ince* *Ince* *Ince* *Ince* *Ince* *Ince*
Olga- Olga is stuck in the bookcase, yas
Agustus- Olga you can't even read!
Bruno- I need to give you guys some advice on your music. That wasn't real Klub Ice music, Klub Ice music is ELECTRONIC! *music plays* Not made with your silly little mouths!
Agustus- Olga is stuck, he need creative
Olga- It's ok yah, I've been working out
Agustus- Look at that! Did you see me lose my leg muscles right there! Svans jump Svans!
Svans- *falls* It must have been the bread
Agustus- I told you do not eat the bread it weigh you down!
Stephano- Olga where are you?
Agustus- *jumps down on top of Svans head*
Stephano- *looks back*
Bruno- I told you guys aren't escaping
Agustus- Hey Bruno! Would you like to party in your office? -Ok Svans let's go! Let's go Svans, come to my yacht, quick!
Svans- I come Agustus
Stephano- I think I made it out of Klub Ice *clears throat* Oh! Woah
Agustus- Careful, don't get too sweaty now *Bruno comes up behind* *screams* STEPHAN! SVANS RUN! Run away Svans! Run to my yacht! Run to my yacht!
Jordan- Agustus you have to get out man, their brainwashing you
Agustus- What do you mean? ..I can't be brainwashed I just love partying *comes out the door* What do you mean it is brainwash?
Jordan- *shows to come out*
Agustus- *jumps down* Holy crap what the hell was that!
Olga- Is there room for one hairy man in there? Guys!, lower the ladders from the yacht please! *jumps down*
Svans- Das Klub Ice is very nice
Adam- No no, ya know, no no, Ian! Listen to my voice! You wanna get out of that prison!
Svans- This, I like this club. This a nice club. This a nice- What the crap is this place!
Bruno- Come back to Klub Ice!
Adam- RUN! Run!
Ian- What is this place?! *jumps down*
Bruno- Come back to Klub Ice everyone!
Adam- Oh god this is terrifying!
Ian- What is wrong with him!
Bruno- I need you guys! Show me your..show me das booties! Aaaahh! *falls down*
Jerome- What is wrong with that place?
Adam- I don't- I don't even know
Jordan- I don't know but let's all get out of here
Adam- Yeah let's let's let's avoid this, and let's let's head to the boat. Something about that was nice though- No I feel like we shouldn't go back there
Jerome- All I know is, I'm glad we left but after once in a while I just feel like dancing!
(Oh god this took 2-3 hours to type!!)
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