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Oneshots of the purest ship of the two purest people on earth ( old username in the cover )

oops im drunk

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by witchymisery

by witchymisery

THIS IS A JOKE OKAY
I JUST THOUGT THIS WOULD BE LIKE SOMETHING FUNNY TO FILL UP BCUZ I HAVENT POSTED IN A WHILE AND I DONT HAVE IDEAS YET

" heeey el " bike say
" hi bike wheel "

Dey kno d wae 2 7 elevn so el get eggo
Ye there eggo there cuz el say so

" wAITTT " bik say
" sombudy toUcHa my spAghet!!!1!1!2!2! "
" taht stoopid bike lez go " el say in annoy voice

they get to 7 elvn to buy eggo cuz yea

" hey u no steal eggo in my Jewish roblox lobby "
sum cashier guy name Stanley Urine say

El ran away wid da eggo n bike and they live happy evur aftr amen