The Chus Ark Episode I

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Last time on Book of Randomness 2:

Ash 2: I'm bored.

Lillie: What's up with you guys?

Ash and Ash 2: We're bored.

Zack (me): Oh no. You guys can't be bored!

Ash: Why?

Lillie: Or else Ash's Pikachu will assign you to Chus Academy!

Ash 2: What the heck is that.

Zack (me): It's a dictator school ran by Pichus, Pikachus, and Raichus!

Pikachu: I overheard. Ash and Ash 2, your going to Chus Academy. Where you'll always have something to do!

Ash 2: Whatever.

*A bunch of Pikachus carry Ash and Ash 2 into a randomly park van*

Pikachu: Drive.

*The van drives off*

Lillie: They're not gonna survive.

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In the back of the van

Ash: Hey Raichu driver.

Raichu driver: Shut up.

Ash: I'm bored.

Raichu: I said SHUT UP!

Ash 2: Anger issues.

Raichu driver: You guys are lucky we're here or else I'd Mega Punched you to the Distortion World to face Giratina!

Ash and Ash 2 cringed.

They got to Chus Academy.

Raichu driver: Get out!

Ash 2: OK jeez.

They got out of the van. To see a Pikachu.

??? Pikachu: I am the head Dictator of this place.

Ash: Hey Dict. Pikachu wazzup!

Dict. Pikachu: Don't wazzup me puny human. Anyway this will be your mentor Commander Pichu.

Ash 2: Why does he have radioactive static around him

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Ash 2: Why does he have radioactive static around him.

Dict. Pikachu: For the record it's a she and because she's evil. We're all evil!

Comm. Pichu: For calling me a he, you guys get extra drills!

Ash: Nice going Ash 2.

Ash 2: Oh shut up.

Dict. Pikachu: You all shut up and go start your drills.

Ash: Man. What's gonna happen to us?

Ash 2: We'll know as the randomness continues!

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