Koharu: Go, you can't catch all the Pokémon.
Go: And why not huh? You're not my parent! Where are my parents. Do I not have any. Why would they write me like this.
Koharu: No it's not your emotional tramua. It's just we can only get game exclusive Pokémon.
Go: Elaborate ninny.
Koharu: We're not from Galar.
Go: Oh piss off.
Koharu: Anywho. Our world has version exclusive Pokémon. In order to get all the Pokémon, you have to trade with someone from another world.
Go: This is such a bruh moment.
Koharu: Truly.
Go: What if we just hack the world so I- I mean we can catch all the Pokémon.
Koharu: No need to try and be humble Go. I don't need your pity.
Go: So where do we start?
Koharu: How about the Mew Truck.
Go: Did you just say Mew Truck? I've been searching for New, and there's just a truck for it.
Koharu: Pretty much.
Go: This is way past uncool.
Later: Vermilion City
Citizen: A man has fallen into the river in Vermilion City! Start the new rescue helicopter!
Go: H E Y!
Citizen: That guy gets it.
Go: I know I do.
Citizen: But seriously, a man has fallen into the river.
Go: Build the rescue helicopter and off to the rescue.
Citizen: No please I'm serious. He can't swim he's gonna drown.
Go: Hahahahah.
Citizen: A man has fallen into the river in Vermilion City, and you're laughing?!
Go: HAHAHAHAHA
Citizen: sniff. I'm sorry brother...
Go: Anyway where this truck at.
Koharu: Over there.
Go: Why is it in the middle of the water?
Koharu: That's game design for you.
Go: Huh neat. It's time for me to catch MEW!
Koharu: ahem.
Go: Oh I meant we.
Koharu: I DON'T NEED YOUR PITY.
Ace: Part 2 coming next month!
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The Random Adventures of Pokémon Characters
RandomOver 100 chapters of pure randomness. Join iconic Pokémon Characters like Ash and Pikachu as they experience random adventures that make no sense at all. Oh I also threw myself in there. I don't know if that makes it better it worse though... *chapt...
