Ash: *Looks at title* OH COME ON!
Gary: We don't need this!
Mallow: YES YOU DO! NOW SHUT UP AND LET'S START THE CHAPTER!
~Previously on The Random Adventures of Pokemon Characters~
Lillie: Is it me or Ash and Gary are really at each other's throats?
Mallow: What makes you think that?
Ash: GARY! WHERE'S THE MILK?!
Gary: I drank it dumbass.
Ash: THAT WAS THE LAST CARTON!
Gary: And does it look like I care?
Mallow: Ya know what, I understand what you mean. There's only one thing to do.
Lillie: So what?
Mallow: PEER COUNSELING!
Lillie: You're a peer counselor?
Mallow: Well I worked with one, but...
Lillie: What?
*screams of children heard in the background*
Mallow: Ya know, we shouldn't focus on the past...
Lillie: Alright I'll go with it.
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~~Iris steps out of room for .003 seconds~~
~~Ash and Gary are on the ground with fire n' stuff everywhere. Also the apocalypse behind them~~
Iris: WHAT THE FROAKIE DID YOU DO?
Gary: The real questions is, what did we not do?
Mallow: ~looks at destroyed world around them~ Now that I think 'bout it, this may not have been the best idea..
Lillie: Ya think.
~Now on The Random Adventures of Pokemon Characters~
Mallow: Well here's something new: counseling in the apocalypse!
Lillie: That's like the worst match up ever.
Mallow: *breaks down* WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN WHEN I DO PEER COUNSELING!
Lillie: Every time you peer counsel you cause the apocalypse?
Mallow: *nods head* And then every time I go back in time and create a new timelineeee!
Lillie: WHAT?!
Mallow: You know the theory where there was a different timeline where Mega Evolution didn't exist?
Lillie: Yeah?
Mallow: THAT WAS MEEEE!
Lillie: Alright then. Mallow. No more messing with space and time. We're gonna fix this.
Mallow: *sniff* How?
Lillie: Peer counseling. Duh.
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Tracey: Hello guys.
Gary: Go away.
Tracey: But...
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The Random Adventures of Pokémon Characters
RandomOver 100 chapters of pure randomness. Join iconic Pokémon Characters like Ash and Pikachu as they experience random adventures that make no sense at all. Oh I also threw myself in there. I don't know if that makes it better it worse though... *chapt...
