Miette: Hello! This chapter is about the side characters. I'm your host, Miette.
Gary: Look. No one cares.
Miette: Gary! What are you doing here?!
Gary: They put me in the wrong group.
Miette: That was a rhetorical question.
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Harrison: Yo yo yo. It's Harrison!
Morrison: You mean Morrison.
Harrison: What the-
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Ritchie: I'm Ricthie! The totally originally character!
Casey: No you're not. You're just a rip-off of Ash!
Ritchie: Am NOT!
Casey: You bascally have the same Pokémon as him except they're all nicknamed!
Ritchie: .....
*Ritchie tried to run*
*...*
*Ritchie got away safety.*
Casey: OH NO YOU DON'T!
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Pokemon League, Indigo Plateau, Kanto
Lance: Ash still hasn't come yet.
Lorelei: Yup.
Bruno: It's so boring here.
Agatha: Oh shut your yipper-yapper.
Bruno: Just die already.
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People in Kanto: Remember when Ash said he'll come again.
People in Johto: Yup.
People in Hoenn: Soo much betrayal.
People in Sinnoh: I thought he said we're friends.
People in Unova: Yeah.
People: In Kalos: Don't worry. I'm sure he'll come back!
People in Kanto: It always hits the new guys hard.
Everyone nods in agreement.
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Miette: Well that's it for today! See you next time on The Side Characters Chapter!
Gary: I'm not a side character.
Miette: You are now.
Gary: What do you mean?!
Miette: When Ash went back to Kanto for those two episodes, were you there?
Gary: Wait! Ash came back to Kanto?! And Gramps didn't tell me?!
Miette: Yup. You're now a side character.
Gary: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Miette: It always hits the new guys hard.
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The Random Adventures of Pokémon Characters
RandomOver 100 chapters of pure randomness. Join iconic Pokémon Characters like Ash and Pikachu as they experience random adventures that make no sense at all. Oh I also threw myself in there. I don't know if that makes it better it worse though... *chapt...