harry || niall
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"Hi, baby."
"Helloooo. Did you get the address?"
"Yup. I still can't believe we're meeting up in three days."
"Me either! I can barely wait."
"Eager much?"
"Oh, shut it! We both know you're as excited as I am. Possibly even more."
"You got that right."
"Of course, I'm always right."
"Oh God, you're so cocky."
"With the things I have, you wouldn't be cocky?"
"Oh, I see, Niall. And what things do you have, exactly?"
"I have a bigger dick than you have, that's for sure."
"OH. Who are you and what have you done to my sweet and innocent Niall?"
"I'm still here, babe."
"...You called me babe."
"Yeah, so?"
"I don't know, what does this mean?"
"That I'm warming up to you."
"That's great, Niall! Wow, now I'm really excited to see you."
"Hahaha, me too, babe. Me too."
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WHO KNEW NIALL HAD IT IN HIM WOAH
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