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18

Daddy can you pass the salt? (Okay so their obviously aged up for this one and it's modern day)

Stranger Things

Mike
"Daddy can you pass the salt?"
-Choked
-He choked on his milk
-Again
-He was so blushy
-"I-I... I thought she said Mike, sir."
-Your mother laughed her a*s off
-Your father was just confused
-You hit him under the table
-"wHAT WAS THAT fOr?"

Will
"Daddy can you pass the salt?"
-Shook
-"Aha... I guess she calls you daddy too...?"
-"WILL OHMYGOD-"
-Your dad... he laughed. He thought it was a jOkE
-Your mom understood... but she didn't say anything
-Will didn't say anything else all night

Dustin
"Daddy can you pass the salt?"
-HA WELL
-HE DIDN'T CARE
-He just handed it to you
-"I-I..."
-"Dustin..."
-Your parents dislike him now

Lucas
"Daddy can you pass the salt?"
-oOF
-I think NoT
-nOt iN hIs lO🅱🅱y

-He slid that salt RiGhT down to your dad
-"I'MSOSORRYFHDKSHDOSKS."
-You laughed
-So hard
-Your mom patted his head and told him it was okay
-Your dad LaUgHeD

Max
"Mommy can you pass the salt?"
-Boi she didn't give two f*cks
-"Yeah, here."
-Your parents thought it was some kind of joke
-They laughed awkwardly and just let it slide
-"Max Jesus..."
-"What? You call me mommy every night."
-Oh
-Your parents understood then

IT

Bill
"Daddy can you pass the salt?"
-OH GOD THAT POOR BOYS STUTTER GOT SO BAD
-"I-I-I tho-thou-thought sh-she sa-said somethi-something el-else..."
-Your dad laughed
-"It's okay, son. We understand. Freak in the sheets."
-"dAD...!"

Richie
"Daddy can you pass the salt?"
-He didn't CaRe
-Made eye contact with your dad for five whole seconds
-Snatched it from your dad like your dads weave was snatched
-"Of course, baby girl😉."
-"Rich, holy sh*t..."
-"You have about three milliseconds to gEt OuT oF mY hOuSe!¡"
-Richie raaaannnnn
-Your dad raaaannnnn

Stan
"Daddy can you pass the salt?"
-He didn't care either
-Pervy Jew
-"She calls you daddy too?"
-Didn't even look up from his plate
-Slid the salt down to you
-"Stan..."
-"Wha-sh*t."
-Your dad was so mad the rest of the dinner
-Stan was quiet the rest of the dinner

Mike
-"daddy can you pass the salt?"
-doesn't react
-he knows better
-he's like a trained dog
-your dad hands it to you and he smiles like a gEnTlEmEn
-you kiss his cheek, knowing that he almost passed it, and gave him a treat later ;)

Ben
-"daddy can you pass the salt?"
-reaches for it
-quickly retreats hand
-"aha, sorry, i thought she said benny for a moment."
-smiles politely
-crying mentally
-ashamed

Bev
"Mommy can you pass the salt?"
-Awkward
-Your parents thought it was some kind of joke
-They just let her hand it to you
-Awkward small talk the rest of the night
-"So uh... how's the weather?"
-"Bev did you just actually ask about the weather-"