[ ✔ ] cry baby 〰 st and it pref.

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Them as things I've said

Stranger Things

Mike
"F*ck me with a chainsaw!"

Will
"I just... NOAH'S JAWLINE!"

Dustin
"Wowie I just woke up to my dads huge a*s great dane jumping on me life's great!"

Lucas
"My sister just asked me if it was July 2002 yet... WHAT THE MCFUCK NUGGET?? ITS 2018 LAYLA THAT'S BEFORE I WAS BORN!"

Max
"And aahhhhh f*ck youuuu!" *secretly flips the person off from behind them*

IT

Bill
"Wwwwww-w-wolf? Jesus I'm stuttering like Billy boy now."

Richie
"Nah I'll f*ck on thank you very much!"

Eddie
"NO I WON'T LET YOU YEET MY THINGS ACROSS THE ROOM THAT'S NOT NICE!"

Stan
"Okay hate for you to wake up to bad news but let's take a moment to acknowledge that Stan's gonna take a bath in IT chapter 2..."

Mike
"Whaaaat??? I'm God's child, I would never!"

Ben
*tags the official Jesus on Wattpad* "I told on you."

Bev
"Jenna, if I paid you, would you come smoke weed with me? Like I really just wanna get high right now. Would I have to pay you? Because I'm a broke b*tch."

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A/N: Yes, I've said all these things. I kinda changed Stan's a bit. It was originally "Okay hate to wake you up with bad news but let's take a moment to acknowledge that Stan dies in IT chapter 2." But I'm gonna tag basicbitchfxnn because half of these were with her