feud ▹ dylan o'brien

02 | groupchat

DYLAN HAS HEPATITIS B FUCKERS

holly added penelope

tyler not the hoe:
and that's why
dylan can't
fuck penelope

penelope:
um hi

tyler not the hoe:
oh hi penelope

dyldo:
who invited her?

penelope:
who invited him?

and why are you
talking about me
hooking up with him?

tyler not the hoe:
no, you can't hook
up with him

daniel:
bc he has hepatitis b

tyler not the hoe:
unless you're into
that kinda stuff

penelope:
brb barfing

dyldo:
i dONT HAVE
HEPATITIS B

tyler not the hoe:
so,,, you're admitting
you want to sleep with
her?

dyldo:
gross no

you all have ebola

holly:
penelope, im so
sorry for getting
you into this mess

penelope:
the only mess here
is dylan

dyldo:
this is hARASSMENT

penelope:
stfu dickwad
you bully me too

dyldo:
do you see
me instigating
anything bitch?

penelope:
wOah did you
really just call
me bitch?

again?

dyldo:
what are you
gonna do about it?

bitch.

penelope:
oh ill show you
what im gonna do
about it.

tyler the hoe:
can you guys
just fuck already
and get this over
with.

it's getting old.

penelope:
you're old

tyler the hoe:
watch your mouth
young lady

god, i am old

dyldo:
see, she's a bitch

penelope:
you wanna see a
bitch? cause ill show
you a bitch

dyldo:
your insults are
boring lol

get creative penny

holly:
you guys are so annoying

get a room

dyldo:
wTF IS UP WITH
YOUR GUYS' OBSESSION
WITH US SLEEPING
TOGETHER

penelope:
he looks like a sad deer

i would never

dyldo:
im right here lol

penelope:
has that ever stopped
me before?

dyldo:
also i don't look
like a sad deer wyd

holly:
you kinda do

crystal:
but a cute sad deer

penelope:
no one wants to
date a sad deer

dyldo:
tons of people
would want to date
a sad deer

crystal, would you?

crystal:
i love deers but
not in that way

holly:
yeah same

sorry dylan

dyldo:
well shit

penelope:
haha suck it

dyldo:
no you suck it

penelope:
really? i thought
your mom was the
one who did that?

dyldo:
what, no you
suck it

tyler not the hoe:
HOLY SHT DYLAN

I TOLD YOU GUYS
THEY WERE FUCKING

holly:
what omg

tyler the hoe:
so why do you
keep on being
annoying af

daniel:
it's probably a coverup

crystal:
aww are they in love?

dyldo left the groupchat

penelope:
you guys are insane

tyler not the hoe:
even if they aren't dating
penelope totally thinks
dylan is hot asf

i mean, who doesn't?

right penelope?

penelope:
im sorr-

we're breaking up

holly:
we're texting,
penelope

daniel:
dylan and penelope
sitting in a tree

tyler not the hoe:
k-i-s-s-i-n-g

penelope:
please leave
your message at
the beep

daniel:
first comes love

tyler not the hoe:
then comes marriage

daniel:
then comes a baby
in a baby carriage

penelope:
BEEP

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