feud ▹ dylan o'brien

10 | groupchat

HI WELCOME TO DENNY'S

daniel:
what's happening with
penelope and dylan?
im confused

holly:
everyone is

tyler not the hoe:
so,,, you guys
fucking or???

crystal:
i think they just like
each other and need
time to admit it!

holly:
honestly. we've filmed
four episodes and they're
already all over each other.

they'll probably be married
by the end.

tyler not the hoe:
dibs on best man at their
wedding

daniel:
um what about me
and tyler?

tyler not the hoe:
i really don't care

dyldo:
bro the groom
choses his best
man at the wedding

also you know we're in
this group chat too?

penelope:
we're literally sitting
in a trailer two feet
away from all of yours

tyler not the hoe:
so you're not denying
the wedding?

penelope:
i don't think it's
legal to marry a
deer

holly:
wait you two are sitting
in a trailer together? like
the same trailer? without
murdering each other?

dyldo:
penny stole my italian sub
so i made her go out and buy
me a new one. now she's just
eating with me. it's nbd.

penelope:
first of all, i did
not steal your italian
sub. secondly, im only
staying with you so i can
take some of your food

dyldo:
so you do like
italian subs?

penelope:
yeah but i didn't
take yours

daniel:
pics or it didn't
happen

dyldo:

crystal:
aww you two look
so happy!!

penelope:
we aren't

tyler not the hoe:
wait are you still
fighting about the sandwich?

dyldo:
i won't stop until
penny admits she took
it

penelope:
dyLAN I DIDN'T
TAKE IT FFS

tyler not the hoe:
oh well ik who did

dyldo:
TELL ME

tyler not the hoe:
idk man i can't betray
them like that

dyldo:
IMMA BEAT THEIR ASS

penelope:
haha that's
a funny joke

dyldo:
seriously? im sitting
right next to you.

penelope if you take
another bite of my
sub im actually going
to kill you.

penelope:
i'd like to see
you try

holly:
please don't murder
each other on set.

i left my purse in dylan's
trailer so try not to
get blood on it.

tyler the hoe:
im coming over to
watch penelope beat
dylan

tyler not the hoe:
same

crystal:
violence isn't the answer!!

dyldo:
violence is always the
answer

holly:
dylan you worry me
sometimes

tyler not the hoe:
yo there's a new club
opening up tmrw. do
you guys wanna go?

daniel:
duh

dyldo:
im down

holly:
^^

crystal:
^^

tyler the hoe:
i don't feel like
chaperoning tonight.

penelope:
let's do it!!