feud ▹ dylan o'brien

03 | messages

dyldo:
yo they're so
annoying

penelope:
yeah id never
sleep with you

dyldo:
same

penelope:
id rather have sex
with virtually any
other person.

dyldo:
damn why do you
hate me sm tf

penelope:
you besides the
fact that you
called a bitch
twice?

you're a
pretentious dick
who pretends to
care about others
but you really
don't give a fuck
about anything
besides the mets

also you look like
a sad deer

dyldo:
well you're selfish
princess who gets
everything handed
to her just because
you're pretty

penelope:
im not a princess

dyldo:
you're such a
princess

penelope:
can you please
choke?

dyldo:
sure thing
princess

holland just
texted me saying
that we're not
allowed back into
the groupchat unless
we publicly apologize
to each other

penelope:
no way im doing
that

dyldo:
wait but that
groupchat is the
only way i know my
call times shit

please princess

penelope:
you don't know your
own call times???

ill only do if you'll
stop calling me princess
bc it's grossing me out

dyldo:
whatever princess