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WELCOME TO THE NEW AND IMPROVED DENNY'S

penelope added shelley, arden, & madeline

crystal:
hi you guys!! <3

daniel:
welcome to hell

shelley:
uh hi??

madeline:
im scared

arden:
hiii

penelope:
daniel stop

daniel:
daniel go

penelope:
daniel no

daniel:
daniel yes

penelope:
i hate you

dyldo:
excuse me?

holly:
ah, there he is

dyldo:
im the only one you're
supposed to hate

all your hate is reserved
for me.

penelope:
are you jealoussssss

dyldo:
no

tyler not the hoe:
yes

shelley:
he's jealous

holly:
totally

daniel:
please don't hurt me

penelope:
dw deer, youre
the only guy i hate

tyler not the hoe:
couple goals

madeline:
oH YEAH CAN WE TALK
ABOUT THE FACT THAT
YOU FINALLY GOT TOGETHER

arden:
omg yeah! i was so happy for you!

penelope:
fuckin finally amiright

dyldo:
shut up you didn't make it
easy for me

penelope:
easy for you? i was the
one who had to deal with
you constantly calling me
a bitch

dyldo:
lovingly,,,
i called you a bitch
lovingly

penelope:
you're a wreck

dyldo:
a hot wreck

mom:
that doesn't even make sense

penelope:
hi mom

mom:
stop it

penelope:
make me

dyldo:
ill make you

mom:
gross

madeline:
get a room!

daniel:
if you made a sex tape
would it be available to
purchase?

tyler not the hoe:
^^

penelope:
no

dyldo:
yes

penelope:
???
should i be
concerned???

dyldo:
???
no???

shelley:
wtf is wrong with you guys

tyler not the hoe:
a lot

crystal:
but we love each other anyways!

arden:
aw im so happy to be apart of
the family!!

penelope:
tyler the hoe is the
mom of the group facts

tyler not the hoe:
dylan is the daddy

or penelope's at least

dyldo:
^^

penelope:
you're a dick

dyldo:
uh rude

penelope:
what?

i called you a dick lovingly.

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