Thomas: Hey :)
Newt: Hey :]
Thomas: Do you want to hang out?
Newt: I can't today.
Thomas: Why not?
Newt: I can't tell you.
Newt: That would ruin the surprise.
Thomas: A surprise?
Newt: Yep!
Thomas: What is this surprise?
Newt: I can't tell you, silly!
Thomas: BUT NEWTTTTTTT
Newt: BUT THOMASSSSSSS
Thomas: Please Newt?
Newt: No, Thomas.
Thomas: But why?????
Newt: Because I said so.
Thomas: Okay, Mom.
Newt: Fine, do you want to know what your surprise is?
Thomas: Yesssss!
Newt: I'm at the graveyard...
Newt: Digging your grave...
Newt: And I'm also digging my grave...
Thomas: Aww, because we're going to grow old together and be buried next to each other?
Newt: No. Because your pestering is annoying so I'm going to murder you and bury your dead body.
Newt: Then I'll realize how much you mean to me and kill myself.
Thomas: I mean, it's a little harsh, but at least we die together.
Newt: You're impossible.
Newt: Now if you'll exuse me, I have a surprise to work on.
