Weird Plot Shit (Homestuck/SNK Crossover Thing)

>Resume being Eren.

You are Eren again, and you are currently on the surface of your land, THE LAND OF CLIFFS AND SCREAMS.

As the name would imply, there are a lot of cliffs. And screams. The screams do not appear to be coming from anybody, they just seem to exist.

You've had a lot of fun in this place, despite the constant screaming. You will have to deal with that eventually, because the consorts (tiny lizard people!) told you that your quest is to quiet the screams. That might be solved by killing your denizen. You probably aren't a high enough level for anything like that though.

>Eren: Check messages.

Woah, your friends have been talking a lot in the group chat. You decide to join the conversation.

-- cholericBastard [CB] joined conversation couldntthinkofagoodname --

CB: What did I miss?
RA: Not much
RA: except that MJ nearly died
RA: and Christa is spending all her grist making clothes
RA: and her girlfriend is a huge bitch but that isn't news
RA: oh yeah, and MARCO'S BACK
CB: WHOA WHAT
AC: YEAH WHAT
DN: YEA HE'S BACK AS A SPRITE
AC: IS HE ONLINE
RA: NO BUT I CAN FIX THAT
-
>==>

MARCOS BACK MARCOS BACK MARCOS BACK MARCOS BACK

That's pretty awesome you guess.

>==>

-- reluctantAcquaintance [RA] added rainbowHoliness [RH] to group couldntthinkofagoodname --

RH: hi guys!
CB: HOLY FUCK YOURE ALIVE
RH: well, somewhat alive.
AC: asdfhhjlllkhgfdaril
CB: JEAN YOU HOE WHY DIDNT YOU TELL US EARLIER
RA: Yeah because I'm going to tell everybody individually
SC: That was sarcasm wasn't it
SC: See I'm getting better at this reading people thing
RH: It's great talking to you all again :)
MJ: K I'm back why is everyone screaming
CS: Marco's back!
MJ: Wait so do you remember how you died
RH: ...
RH: That's kind of an odd question... But no.
RH: I don't remember how I died.
MJ: Haha cool that's good
MJ: I mean
MJ: I'm so sorry that you died. That was a bad thing to happen.
--

This is such a good day.

Hold up, you're being pestered by your dearest moirail.

-- stressedGuardian [SC] started pestering cholericBastard [CB] --

SC: I have made a decision
CB: About?
SC: A romantic turmoil
SC: Not yours
SC: a personal romantic turmoil
CB: Why are you asking me for romantic advice?
SC: I'm not I'm just telling you
SC: I'm going to tell MA that I have a crush on her
CB: I FUCKING KNEW IT HA
SC: Stop
CB: Okay fine.
SC: She's very likely going to turn me down
SC: But this is an important thing I need to do
CB: Good luck I guess?
SC: thank you for supporting me
--

She's going to need all the luck she can get.

>Be the crushing player.

You are Mikasa again, and you are ready to tell your crush that you like her. Even though you only realised that fact today.

You are in your world, the LAND OF SNOW AND BIOLUMINESCENCE. Supposedly, you are the Maid of Void, and you have some sort of side mission before you can meet up with the rest of the team. You don't care.

You take a deep breath, and take out your phone. Only to discover that MA is offline. Okay, you'll pester her later, maybe she's busy.

>Later. Hours later.

How- how is she not online? What is she doing that could keep her away from an internet connection?

Fuck it. You're pestering her anyway.