Big green daddy shrek stomped back to his swamp after a long day of illegal intercourse with lord farquad and donkey in the mansion. He came across willne fingering a water Mellon pretending it was George. Shrek giggles and hid his pee pee with his ogre hands.
He reached swamp and opened door to find tic tac and ksi sleeping on the floor. Looks like they've had a long day of sexy time. Shrek didn't like that. He picked them both up and whispered this is my swamp. And raped them.
Calum woke up crying in the corner lying on top of jj. "Daddy my pee pee feel funny" calum whispered. Jj woke up immediately and nodded "oh dear" he said whilst getting naked and laying on calum "I fix" he said.
Calum moaned bc his trouser broke bc of. Jj pee pee. THRUST. Jj did in butt lmao. Hitler beat his meant with Stephen. Kinky shit right here lads.
Jj finished and went for cheeky Nando's with willne. But they got rapped by Gandhi in the toilet bc he wanted the good succ.
Seamen.
