Pokemon Lemons (Requests Closed ATM.)

Plz Read This, I Spent A Lot of Time on It: Male Hawlucha X Female Mienfoo

A/N: Hold on, Twix. Your request is coming in a while. I'm thinking of going on hiatus for a couple weeks to focus on school, and stop procrastinating on making the teaser chapter for my next book. In the meantime, enjoy Hawlucha x Mienfoo from @FanboyMudkipz. I'm doing this one first because I bailed on their last request, and because I didn't like the image of a Mega Swampert (My least favorite mega besides Mega Manectric and Mega Garchomp) sticking his meat stick into my second favorite Alola starter. (Sorry, Incineroar.) Nano-rant over, and enjoy. Disclaimer: I did the best I could with this shipping, It's okay if you think it's worse than Lesbian Red Riding Hood or the "When you walking" meme. I HAD TO WATCH A VIDEO ON BIRD DICKS FOR THIS, YOU'RE WELCOME!

Setting: In a made up park in Kalos.

It was a normal day for Sara and Lucas. They like to wrestle, despite Mienfoo being, well, made for Kung Fu. They liked to wrestle anyways, usually either ending in a draw or a one-sided victory, depending on who missed their Hi Jump Kick first. Lucas belonged to Josh, his trainer, and Sara belonged to Josh's girlfriend, soon to be fiancee, Mary, so they were scarcely without their evening romp. Sure, they would get dirty wrestling, but this was an entirely different type of dirty, and a different form of wrestling, too.

"Alright, here I come!" Lucas announced. "Don't make yourself known like that, it's easier for me to catch you that way!" Sara yelled. "Eh, it's a flaw of mine! Now be prepared to lose! Flying Press!" He loudly yelled. As the two went back and forth, tackling each other to the ground, trying to break through each other's grip, the new couple looked on with bored expressions, drained from their senior year of high school. "How long can these two keep going?" Mary said, punctuating her sentence with a groan. (Imagine her with the voice of Wendy from Gravity Falls.) "I know. How long has it been since we got here?" Josh asked. "What in the WORLD, it's only been 10 minutes?! It's felt like FOREVER!!" Sara complained, glad that they were alone. "Chill, we're just tired. It's 6:00 a.m. on a Saturday. How about we go and grab a coffee while we let these two tire themselves out?" Josh suggested. "Are you sure they won't do anything stupid?" She asked. "Look, since we started dating, they have had so much time to bond. They've been inseparable since. I don't think they'd do anything stupid on purpose. Let's unwind." He said, trying to reassure his girlfriend, who was NOT a morning person. "Ok, but I'm not cleaning up after those two." Mary responded. "Deal." And they went to the coffee shop a few blocks away.

Meanwhile...
(Pants) "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!" I win!" Sara boasted. "Ugh, how many times will you win this month?" Lucas asked. "As long as you put off endurance training. Your body is meant for quick subduing of your opponents, so if you can't get them right away, switch to another strategy. Unfortunately for you, I have way much more stamina. Anyways, wanna take a break before our next session?" Sara inquired. "Man, I hate it when you're right! Aside from that, sure. Know where we can get some water? The fountain's dry today." Lucas asked in turn. "You think the lake over there has clean water?" Sara pointed to a lake about a hundred feet away. "Seems like a good idea." Lucas agreed. (A few minutes later, at the lake.) "Ahh, fresh water! So, when do you wanna spar again? Morning's still fresh." Sara said. "Well, maybe we could actually do some of that endurance training you've been talking about." Lucas replied. "Good to see you've taken my advice." Sara said proudly. "Well, you're always right. I figured I should stop being so stubborn, and take your advice for once." Lucas admitted. "Alright, where should we start?" "How about here?!" Sara wrapped her arms round his stomach, locking him in place. "Now try to break free!" She shouted. Lucas struggled and wiggled before his sweat gave him enough lubrication to slip free. "Haha! Victory is mine!" He triumphantly shouted. "That was a fluke, ya doofus! Grr... I'd kick your butt if I didn't have to get your sweat off of me!" She angrily washed herself as he gloated.
(After a wash and a good butt kicking)
"Oww!" Lucas yelled. "That's for getting sweat on me and calling it a victory!" Sara exclaimed. "Hey, you didn't lay ANY ground rules on how I was supposed to escape! Besides, sweating is natural, how am I supposed to stop that?" He rebutted. "Can't argue with that logic. Sorry, sweat is just gross. It's salt water mixed in with your B.O. and skin oils. Eww." She said, disgusted. "That's fair. But I think you're exaggerating it a little." He said, still laying on the ground. "Well, I think we need to head back to the park so our trainers won't have any trouble looking for us." Sara said matter-of-factly. "Please, girl. As unspectacular as humans are, they can see and walk to us. A hundred feet or so isn't much trouble for anyone that isn't a Kakuna." He got up and walked behind her. "Ok, we're doing this now." He walked slowly behind her, hoping she'd turn around, and get his point. At least at first. Then a devilish smirk reminiscent of an Arbok's Scary Face flashed across him as he prepared a surprise attack. "Gotcha!" He yelled, almost like a battle cry, as he knocked her down, just as they were approaching the spot they were at just an hour prior. After a quick roll, Lucas was on top of her, in a really uncomfortable position, kinda like a Missionary. "Get off of me, you giant bozo!" Sara shouted at the top of her lungs. "Nope, you're pinned." Was all he said in response. She was pinned, and both of his arms were around her abdomen, gripping her tightly, and restricting use of her arms. His arms quickly fell asleep, though, and she's able to break free, and does the exact same thing, pinning him down with a smug look in her eyes. "Now I'VE got YOU! Take that, birdbrain!" She said, ruffling his feathers. (The puns hurt me, too.) "For one, you won't defeat me, and two, terrible pun!" He broke free in one swift movement, tackling her into the patch of grass right next to the park bench their trainers were previously seated on. They took a moment to pause. It was at this moment Lucas realised that he had never taken a long, focused look into Sara's face. Her gorgeous scarlet eyes complimented her sandy brown skin and fuchsia adornments perfectly. "Wow! You're actually really pretty, Sara." Lucas said, taking in the sight. "Are you trying to distract me or flirt? Neither's working." He didn't know how to respond. He maybe wanted to try out flirting. He knew he loved her.  He just didn't know HOW to love her. He had seen brief glimpses of Josh watching videos of guys seducing women before he shooed Lucas away, but that's about it. They always seemed to like it when their necks were kissed. But since he didn't have a mouth, only a beak, he started to lap at her neck. She was taken aback and whined her head off as he did it. Neither of them had felt arousal before, and it felt strange to them now. Once Lucas had stopped the licking, Sara was strangely quiet. "Aren't you mad at me?" He asked innocently. "No, that felt really good, actually." Sara said. "Ok, I'm glad you liked it. Want me to keep going?" She just nodded her head yes. So Lucas furthered his lapping, turning Sara on further. He was also strangely aroused by this as well, beginning to form an erection. Just as he reaches full mast, a voice is heard from not so far away. "WHAT'S UP, YOUTUBE, IT'S YOUR BOY, NAPPY, BACK AGAIN, ONCE AGAIN FOR ANOTHER VLOG. And today, people, today, we are here in Kalos, hoping for a chance at our 6th consecutive championship! If you want to be around for new videos, subscribe and hit that bell icon below, helps out a great deal. So, here's this random-ass park with no sign, out here near Santalune. Thought I'd check it out, Twitter's been bugging me nonstop. So, here we are, and to our front we se- WHAT THE FUCK, NIGGA? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I'M OUT! FUCK TWITTER, FUCK YOUTUBE, I'M OUT! VINNY, YOU GOTTA SEE THIS SHIT!" "Nappy" yelped at the sight of Lucas's pink, twisted boner. the sparring couple were little more than confused. "Well, that was something." Sara said. "I think he thought that this was something." He pointed down to his newly erect dick. "Well, it DOES look weird. Has it ever done that before?" She asked. "No, but I think it has something to do with that whole "sex" thing." He said. "Isn't that how babies are made?" Sara asked, curious. "I think so, but isn't it supposed to feel really good? Plus, you're a fighting type, and I'm flying-fighting, so you shouldn't have to have babies." He said, unsure as to what would actually happen. "Ok, I'll try it, but I'm super nervous." Lucas then found his way to her hole, and slowly stuck himself inside. "Nngh, that stings! You might wanna stop!" Sara complained. "No way, this is so good!" Lucas yelled right back. He pushed himself all the way in, shuddering in pleasure as he did so, skirting right past her hymen. "Wait, it actually feels good when you move it. Keep going." She said, beginning to feel as her partner did. Lucas then began to carefully thrust in and out, managing to keep Sara's hymen intact. "Ah! Faster, faster! Thank you, Lucas!" Her pleasure levels were off the chart. So were Lucas's. "No- hah! problem." Both of the couple were close to climax, and could feel it, too. "Sara, I feel like I'm gonna explode!" Lucas screamed. "Me too!" They came together, a feeling of euphoria washing over them like no other, and were tired out of their minds. "That was... wonderful. Let's do that again sometime!" Sara said enthusiastically. However, she found that Lucas had already passed out, and decided to follow suit.
(Simultaneously...)
"Oh, hey, Nappy posted a new tweet! Wonder what's it about." Josh said, his favorite YouTuber fresh on his mind. "IDK, check it out!" Mary replied. Josh looked, and reviled in horror. "Mary, we gotta go! Sorry, we gotta bounce." The couple brought themselves to Sara and Lucas, looking on in shock at the puddle of fluids near them. "Man, really?!" Josh yelled, displeased by the revelation. "Still not cleaning up." Mary said, picking up their Pokèmon and carrying them to the car.

(Fade to black)
Hey, another chapter! I'll try to do these on weekends, sorry for the low production quality. Love you guys, and next up is Male Mightyena x Female Absol from TwixSamurai.