December 19th - 7:08pm
Virginia time
Jose
can i get a hooyahhhhhhhh
Despicable Meme
hooyahhhhhhhh
Jose
did you srsly copy and
paste that
Despicable Meme
what. no. what make
you believe that
Jose
the same number of h's
Despicable Meme
you fucking counted them
Jose
ofc dumbass
Despicable Meme
language little one
Jose
i bet im older
Despicable Meme
november 25, 1998
Jose
oh. im january 1, 1999
Despicable Meme
oh ya. ya boy is older
Jose
ya know dat his boy
got his free taco
but otherwise.... ew
you pervert. texting
younger girls
Despicable Meme
i just turned
19. youre... oh
Jose
yeah, only 18.
my parents started
me early though. i would
still be in high
school but my auntie is
the principal and her
husband is the head
person on the board so
i could start with my friends
Despicable Meme
coolio
Jose
emillio
Despicable Meme
no. stop that
Jose
what
Despicable Meme
we dont mention
that hazardous place
Jose
agree bean
Despicable Meme
how did ya know i
was called bean
Jose
oh, really. i just say
that. its one of my
expressions
agree bean, uh oh
spaghetti o, yeppers
peppers, okie dokie
chickee pokie
Despicable Meme
i like the peppers best
Jose
gotcha
Jose changed Despicable Meme to Bean
Jose
question, which house
Bean
you literally made jonah fly
Jose
who and how
Bean
my roommate is in love
with hp reads it all
the time
Jose
ok, but question bitch
Bean
idk. i dont do that
stuff. i like space
Jose
ravenclaw
Bean
excuse me
Jose
you're excused bean
Bean
:)))))
Jose
put thos chins away ma dude
Bean
got it dudette
Jose
no, i am slutty brownie
Bean
🤔
Jose
well, i was looking
up slutty halloween
costumes for my cousin
who's 21, and the first
thing that came up were
'slutty brownies' so i now
identify as one
Bean
ok....
Jose
:))))))
Bean
nope, no chins
Jose
but my beautiful
face rocks it
Bean
narcissistic much
Jose
what, no. im
gryffindor, not slytherin
Bean
you seem like a snake
Read 7:36 pm
now i'm getting read
Read 7:38 pm
shit
Read 7:38 pm
im sorry josie
Read 7:39 pm
come back. i need attention
Read 7:45 pm
ugh
Read 7:48 pm
night my little wizard🧙🏼♀️
Read 8:00 pm
Jose
i'm not old witch. i'm youthful
bitch
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just in case y'all wanted to know, this is an actual conversation ive had before. yes, i do identify as a slutty brownie
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