For all of the AOT fans out there!
Levi: Who needs to drink milk? I sure don't.
Ruby: Oh really? It may be cute that your short Levi but I drink milk! I'm an inch shorter than you and I'm only 15. Drink your fucking milk Captain Shortass.
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