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zach
Hello!

               maria
               lol ur not zach

zach
Yes I am.

               maria
               no, he doesn't
               use uppercase

zach
Ikr, it's so annoying
actually. Improper
capitalization and
punctuation are my
biggest pet peeves.

I mean-

What?

Shit

               maria
               well then we won't
               get along

              god you're pretty
              stupid

zach
Well, hi I'm Corbyn

               maria
               your name is spelled
               wrong
 
               it's an i not a y

zach
Why does everybody
keep on saying that?

               maria
               idk maybe because
               that's the normal way
               to spell corbin?

zach
Even the Starbucks
barista spells it like that.

So I say my name is Joe

               maria
               lol okay?

               where is zach?

zach
At McDonald's

              maria
              wtf why?

zach
He's getting us food.
What are you, stupid?

              maria
              says the guy who
              literally gave himself
              away

              and i'm the stupid one?

              wooooow

              for all i know he could
              work there?? or smth

zach
Okay, okay. Chill!

What do you look like
btw?

               maria
               it's a secret shh

               but i'm actually danielle
               bregoli

               loljk

               i'm not telling you

               i'm not giving my
               appearance to some
               stranger

               what do YOU look like?

zach
Weyt

zachTa da!! Iz me Corbynwith a y!

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zach
Ta da!! Iz me Corbyn
with a y!

               maria
               lol i didn't think you'd
               actually send  a picture

               how do you know i'm
               not a murderer with a
               foot fetish?

zach
Because i read back on
you and Zach's messages
and you're a 13 yo female

                maria
                isn't that an invasion
                of privacy?

                lol i lied i'm not 13

                i'm 16

zach
Lol gtg Zach's here

15 minutes later

zach
sorry my roommate
stole my phone

               maria
               it's cool, enjoy your
               mcdonald's ttyl

zach
oh ok bye

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written may 12, 2018
editen october 11, 2018

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