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zach
who lives in a pineapple under
the sea?

               maria
               idk, cinderella

zach
wtf

why would cinderella live in a
pineapple under the sea?

               maria
               we don't judge in this household,
               zach

                if cinderella wants to live in a pineapple
                under the sea then she'll fucking live in
                a pineapple under the sea

                just bc ur 17 doesn't mean you can judge
                ppl

zach
god

what's got ur knickers in a twist

               maria
               knickers that's a gudd word

zach
ikr but its totally inappropriate

               maria
               ur becoming european the
               fuck what american says knickers

zach
like you said, we dont judge in this
household

               maria
               mmm okAy

zach
yup

k bye

               maria
               bye

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written may 29, 2018
edited october 29, 2018

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