On the first day of Christmas,
A trainer gave to me,
Mewtwo: Who would give you anything for Christmas?
Be quiet or I'll get the taser!
Mewtwo: grumble Fine.
Okay, from the top!
On the first day of Christmas,
A trainer gave to me,
A Celebi in a pine tree!
pauses Where is that Celebi?!
Dialga: According to what I can pick up, she's in the Cretaceous Period.
Well, go get her!
Dialga: Yes, ma'am. disappears
Moving on!
On the second day of Christmas,
A trainer gave to me,
Two psychic cats,
Mewtwo: Why do I even have to be in this?
Mew: Oh, come on! It'll be fun! Whee!
Mewtwo: groans
And a Celebi in a pine tree!
Dialga: reappears Got her!
Celebi: Sorry about that, I ended up in the wrong era; who would have guessed? You know, this whole thing was a funny story…
Just get in the tree!
Celebi: No need to be pushy! stands on the top of the tree and poses like a ballerina
On the third day of Christmas,
A trainer gave to me,
Three great titans,
Groudon: You know that I'm clearly stronger than you!
Kyogre: In your dreams, earth-shaker!
Rayquaza: Don't make me seal you two again!
Two psychic cats,
Mew: flying around in circlesWheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Mewtwo: thinking Must… resist… killing impulse…
And a Celebi in a pine tree!
Celebi: Hey! I can see my house from here!
On the fourth day of Christmas,
A trainer gave to me,
Four legendary golems
Regigigas: Anyone up for eggnog?
Regice: We don't have mouths. How can we drink eggnog?
Regigigas: Umm…
Three great titans,
Rayquaza: Why can't you two just get along?
Groudon and Kyogre: He started it!
Two psychic cats,
Mew: C'mon, Mewtwo! Lighten up!
Mewtwo: thinking Killing impulse… too strong…
And a Celebi in a pine tree!
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