PUNS | YOONKOOK

peanuts

jungcook
two peanuts were walking in a tough neighborhood...

yoongay
hold it

yoongay
why are peanuts walking?

jungcook
shut up yoongay

jungcook
i don't like it when you judge my jokes

yoongay
okay go on

jungcook
i heard one of them was a-salted

yoongay
it wasn't one of your bests but i'll give it to you for your play on words

jungcook
thank you, thank you

jungcook
im curious yoongi

yoongay
about what george?

jungcook
you did not just pull a curious george joke on me

yoongay
maybe i did, maybe i didn't

jungcook
anyway you bastard

jungcook
i wanna know what you look like

jungcook
i have a picture i made up in my head but im sure that its quite inaccurate

yoongay
what do you want me to do about that?

jungcook
send me a picture of your sexy face

yoongay
what if i don't want to?

jungcook
then i'll assume you're a eighty year old man and never talk to you again

yoongay
fuck you

yoongay
fine

yoongay
give me a minute to find a nice picture

yoongay

jungcook
DAMN YOU'RE HOTTER THAN THE SUN

jungcook
WITH THAT FACE WOULDN'T ALL YOUR PICTURES BE NICE PICTURES?

yoongay
well not exactly

yoongay
everyone has bad pictures

yoongay
your turn you so called nineteen year old that could be eighty

jungcook
oh bitch

jungcook
im fucking sexy so you better hold onto your wig

yoongay
um i don't own a wig but okay

jungcook

yoongay
MY WIG WAS JUST SNATCHED

jungcook
told you to hold on

yoongay
just kidding you're not that good looking

jungcook
bITCH

taestan 💕
yoongay is mean 😂 jk don't fight me thanks