PUNS | YOONKOOK

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jungcook
okay first

jungcook
that was rude

jungcook
i didn't ask to wake up to that although i can't say i didn't enjoy it

jungcook
im so soft i don't even know if i can tell you a stupid pun

yoongay
you're welcome

jungcook
but no matter what you do you can't escape my horrible but oddly funny jokes

yoongay
i wouldn't want to miss any of them

jungcook
pencils could be made with erasers on both the ends, couldn't they?

yoongay
well i guess?

jungcook
but what would be the point?

yoongay
these jokes never get old

jungcook
unlike you

yoongay
jeon jungkook

jungcook
min yoongi

yoongay
just for saying that im not speaking to you for a month

jungcook
no!!!!

jungcook
yoonieeeeeee!

jungcook
you are an essential part of each of my days that pass

jungcook
without you who would listen to my jokes and tell me cute things every once in awhile and try and attack me with their words??

jungcook
that job is definitely not open for anyone but min yoongi

yoongay
you can do something to get me back

jungcook
what is it?

yoongay
go on a date with me

jungcook
am i BLIND or did you just ask ME out on a DATE

yoongay
nope i think you have 20/20 vision

jungcook
i don't but thankfully i can see good enough to read that message clearly and im gladly accepting your offer

jungcook
when and where?

yoongay
send me your address and i'll pick you up at eight tomorrow

yoongay
is that okay?

jungcook
its perfect

jungcook
and you gave me much more time to do my hair

yoongay
you don't need to do your hair kook

yoongay
you look beautiful anyway

jungcook
fUCK YOU

yoongay
see you tomorrow ;)

jungcook
-_-

taestan 💕
i love this chapter 😳