Happy Birthday to me!

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Dedicated to madtalented enjoy!

You and chris are friends with benefits.He is dating your best friend Keke but you feel like she doesn't deserve him. Today Is your birthday and Chris wants to tell her.
Keke: Happy Birthday bestie!

Essence: Oh thank you...

Keke: What wrong with you

Essence:What? I'm fine. Im happy...Ecstatic!!

Keke: Bitch relax

Chris: Keke can we talk?

Essence: No

Keke: Yes

Essence: No

Chris: Yes

Essence: No! Its my damn birthday and I said no!

Keke: What yo damn problem?

Chris: Im cheating on you

Essence: Oh shit.

Keke: What!? With who!?

Essence: Me Keke.. Im sorry but bitch you ain't loyal worth shit.

Keke: What the fuck! Im not loyal! You are unfaithful ignorant people!

Chris: Bitch shut the fuck up. Nobody got time for that.You ain't perfect if that's what you saying!

Essence: You needa stop trippin.Cuz you ain't fly.And you ain't me.You and him ain't meant to be together.You been slipping.

Keke: Shut up virgin mary! This party is over!

Chris: Hoe it was over when you came.

Keke: I don't even give a fuck because Chris you ain't nothing anyway!

Essence: Then why was you looking salty as hell.

Chris: (laughing) Cuz she pissed.

Essence: (singing) Don't cry baby

Chris: (singing) Everything will work out.

Essence: Oh we Just playing cuz you die alone

Chris: Alone alone alone

Essence: With six cats

Chris: twelve cats

Essence: Twenty cats

Chris: Fifty cats

Keke: Stop!

Essence: One hundred cats

Chris: one thousand cats

keke: stop!

Essence: Alone forever

Chris: By yourself forever

Essence: Yo we so clever

Chris: Yeah that you better

Keke: stop now!

Essence: alone with every cat

Chris: You're gonna stay alone

Keke: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (leaving)

Chris&Essence: (laughing)

Essence: (singing) love you baby

Chris: (singing) Love you more.

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