Bleach ( Reader Insert )

It Never Ends.

 A few days have gone by ever since you turned in the white hair to Captain Kurotsuchi. You were terrified going to his lab, luckily Nemu kept you company.

Since then, you've been training nonstop and getting ready for future battles that were to come.

However, right now, you were running for your life. Running down different paths of the Soul society in order to get away from a monster.

The monster threw water at you about 30 minutes ago and that's when you began to run for your life.

This time, you knew exactly why the monster was attacking you. It was Prank day for squad 14 and your captain was the monster.

Chasing you and others in her squad around with water balloons she 'Found' in the world of the living.

You had to admit, Prank day was kinda fun, but not when your captain takes it too seriously and even tries to prank other captains and lieutenants.

You suddenly skid to a stop and hid around the corner, panting hard. " Gosh Captain... I was trying to train today.." you mumbled to yourself.

You glance around the corner to see some of the shinigami running down the path. You hide the best you can before looking to your right to see Shunsui.

Suddenly your eyes widen in shock, " C-Captain Kyouraku!" You said and bowed quickly before he shushed you.

" Hey Now, Don't blow our cover.," Shunsui whispered to you. You blinked and looked at him confused. " 'Our?'" you mumbled and then glanced behind him to see other captains.

You saw captain Ukitake, Kuchiki, and Zaraki and also their lieutenants (Expect Rukia). You were utterly shocked seeing all of them hiding in this little spot.

" Not to be rude but this is weird. Very weird.." You whispered to them. " We're trying not to die.." Ikkaku mumbled to you.

Nobody wanted to get caught by Haj, Not even Kenpachi. He really wasn't in the mood for these games.

He would prefer to fight her, but every year on this day she would attack him with silly string and water balloons.

" Shh! I think I hear her!" Renji whispered to them a bit loud and everyone stayed quiet. Nanao Grabbing you and pulling you down so you aren't seen.

" (F/N)~ Where are you?~" Haj called out while humming. She looked around, tossing a water balloon up and down in her hand.

" Come on (F/N)! I won't prank you! I promise! Well, only if you help me find captain Zaraki and Captain Kyouraku!" She said.

Shunsui and Kenpachi grunting while sweating a little. Yachiru looked up at Kenpachi and she clung to him while looking towards the walkway.

Haj began walking closer and closer to where you and the others were and you all were becoming more and more nervous with each step.

Soon your eyes began to widen when she stood in the middle of the path but she was visible to see and she could possibly see you and the others.

You stared right at her in hopes she doesn't see anyone. But then Haj looked in your direction and you shook a bit with fear.

Haj blinked as she stared at that dark corner that everyone was in. She didn't see anything so she shrugged and kept moving.

Everyone sighed with relief when she kept moving. " You guys suck at hiding!" You heard from above you. Everyone looked up with wide eyes as a giant bucket of water poured on everyone.

Haj stood on top of the building with a grin, holding a giant bucket the size of a building. You groaned as you were covered in water.

" Wait for a second.." Renji said and stared at Haj before seeing cans of silly string by her feet. " SHE'S GOT SILLY STRING!" Renji shouted and you all flashed stepped away quickly.

You breathed hard as you flash stepped as fast as you could to keep up with the others. Haj laughed loudly and grabbed the cans and went after everyone.

" We have to find a place to hide to think of a plan!" Jushiro said to them as they all nodded. You then had an idea.

" I know where we can hide!" You said to them as you motioned them to follow. You took them to a place where Hanatarou showed you not too long ago.

A secret passage underground. You took them there and successfully hid away from Haj.

" That was close.." Renji mumbled. " Close?! She poured water all over us!" Yumichika said to Renji, a bit angry. " Calm down, at least we got away." You told them.

" Prank day isn't fun when Hajjie is doing the pranks.." Yachiru whined. " We must find a way to stop her," Byakuya said. " Agreed.. but how?" Shunsui said.

" (F/N)! You're Captain Uerinton Lieutenant! You must know something useful!" Renji said to you, making you jump a bit before nodding your head.

" Well, she likes chocolate cakes, maybe we can use that?" You told them. Making Shunsui nod. " Do you know any of her fears?" He questioned making you grin. " Spiders," you answered.

This was going to be good! " I think I have an Idea!" Renji said to them and began explaining the plan.

Hours have passed and Haj was just relaxing on a building. Looking around, wondering what to do. She then blinked seeing something not too far from where she was.

She got up and flash stepped over, only to see a chocolate cake. Her eyes sparkled and she rushed over to it and picked it up. "Chocolate cake~," She said happily.

Haj used her index finger to get some frosting on it and licked it off her finger. She then she used her finger to start to cut the cake into pieces.

But she saw something. Her eyes widened as spiders began to crawl out. She screamed and dropped the cake, jumping back into a trap.

Something tied around her ankles. " Now!" She heard and you and the captains tugged the ropes which tied Haj up and dangled her upside down in the air.

" huh?" Haj muttered and saw everyone come out. " You are too easy to fool Captain Uerinton.." Byakuya said to her making Haj pout.

" Looks like we won!" Renji said and gave you a high five. Shunsui chuckled before looking at Haj. Jushiro walked up to Haj and went to get her down.

When he reached for her, her body melted to water. " What?!" His eyes widened. Kenpachi growled in anger, " That woman...!"

You look around in panic before hearing a noise. You look back to see a flowing wave of paint coming down the path. " NOT AGAIN CAPTAIN!!" you shouted.

The flood of paint swept you and the others off your feet and down the path. Haj laughed as she watched from afar. " I love Prank day.." She said to herself.

She then relaxed and laid on the building, looking at the sky. But then she sat up quickly seeing something fly across the sky. " What is that?" She mumbled.