Dear diary,
I am fed up with Richard Piekar being ungrateful. He has attempted to eat me no less than 12 times today. He does not seem to like the little boat I made him and thinks that it is acceptable for him to come and stand on my boat any time he feels like it. I don't know what to do anymore. I am hungry and I have no food. No chicken. No nothing. Depressed.
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Life Of Pie
HumorFirst book in my 'Boring Movies Made Interesting' series. Pie has just watched a really bad movie called Life Of Pi and he found it really boring. Join Pie as he goes on his own adventure, rewrites the story and makes everything more interesting. *T...
