Dear diary,
I'm out of the whale now. It took a whole 2 days but finally I am out, fortunately for Richard Piekar and myself, I was able to get us some mushed up food. It does not taste very good but still, it is food. Richard cannot complain, I am his hero, he is very ungrateful though so he probably will complain, but anyway, enough rambling.
WHAT IS THAT?!
IS IT A BIRD?
IS IT A PLANE?
NO IT'S A WHOLE BUNCH OF BIRDS ASSEMBLED INTO A PLANE SHAPE!
THAT'S BOTH IN ONE!
15 minutes later...
Richard Piekar and I just survived a mass bird-plane attack. I think we just made history. Diary, as I was sitting on the edge of the boat, writing in you and dodging Richard Piekar's teeth, we saw this huge thing appear out of nowhere. Even Richard Piekar was scared and nothing scares him. Richard and I shared a bonding moment when we both hid in the boat so they couldn't see us. I don't know my h about birds but I didn't know they are pies. A few landed on our boat but didn't seem to suspect anything and flew away.
Shaken.
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Life Of Pie
HumorFirst book in my 'Boring Movies Made Interesting' series. Pie has just watched a really bad movie called Life Of Pi and he found it really boring. Join Pie as he goes on his own adventure, rewrites the story and makes everything more interesting. *T...
