Dear diary,
Richard Piekar has been sucking up to me because even he can't deny the fact that I am a hero. I saved us both from the bird-plane attack. I am a very generous pie. I always knew that apple pies were better. We have been sailing the rough seas of the Piecific/ Pielantic ocean for just over 2 weeks now. That's 2 weeks without a shower, 2 weeks with Richard Piekar and 2 weeks without chicken. That Pi guy had it pretty easy compared to me. His tiger wasn't a complete spaz. I would have rathered a tiger to be perfectly honest. Richard Piekar caught a fish yesterday but he did not share with me. I was very angry. I still am very angry. After all that I have done for him. Depressed.
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Life Of Pie
HumorFirst book in my 'Boring Movies Made Interesting' series. Pie has just watched a really bad movie called Life Of Pi and he found it really boring. Join Pie as he goes on his own adventure, rewrites the story and makes everything more interesting. *T...
