Dear diary,
Today Richard Piekar and I hit jackpot, or almost jackpot. We were sailing the Piecific/ Pielantic Ocean (I do not profess to be good at Geography ok) when we found a huge net full of fish. At first I wasn't going to keep it because Pi never found a big thing of fish but then I also realised he didn't have spastic Richard Piekar and he had lots of other resources that I don't have. So I kept the fish. Richard Piekar and I shared it. We almost bonded. It was such a sweet moment I could have cried. But I didn't. Because I'm a pie. And pies don't cry. Duh! Pies also don't talk but whatever. I'm special. Live with it.
YOU ARE READING
Life Of Pie
HumorFirst book in my 'Boring Movies Made Interesting' series. Pie has just watched a really bad movie called Life Of Pi and he found it really boring. Join Pie as he goes on his own adventure, rewrites the story and makes everything more interesting. *T...
