Dear diary,
Fish is good, but not as good as chicken. Nothing is as good as chicken. I am craving chicken so badly it's not even funny, well it is slightly funny because I am a pretty hilarious Pie. Richard Pieker and I are out of fish. We are also very bored.
What is that?!
I don't know what to think of that.
I think it's land.
WE FOUND LAND GLORY GLORY HALLELUJAH!!!!
I can't believe this.
Hang on, what's that?
5 minutes later...
Well I was right, as usual, it was land.
There was no chicken there though, there was meerkats though. Hundreds of them. All staring at Richard Pieker and I, I must admit, it was a little creepy. Just imagine having all these little creatures staring at you. They even start to look like chickens after a while. Richard Pieker clearly thought so too, he ate a couple. Feral thing.
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Life Of Pie
HumorFirst book in my 'Boring Movies Made Interesting' series. Pie has just watched a really bad movie called Life Of Pi and he found it really boring. Join Pie as he goes on his own adventure, rewrites the story and makes everything more interesting. *T...
