Red vs Blue Season 4: Male Oc

Rvb S4 E1 "Familiar Surroundings"

Author: Sorry for the delay, just been dealing with life and stuff but, anyway here's the first part of season 4!!
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Blood Gulch
To Grif screaming out his lungs on the top of a cliff.

Grif: Noooooooooooooooooooooooo! Nohohohoooooooooohaoooooooooooooo!

Donut: Is he ever gonna stop screaming? He's been up there for hours.

Sarge: Simmons, shut him up!

Simmons: Hey Grif, shut the fuck up! Get down here and help us check out the base!

Grif: No! No! Noooooooooooooohohohooooooooooooooo!

Simmons: I don't think he's even listening to us.

Grif: Noooooooo actually that time I was answering your question noooooooooooo!

Sarge: Heugh, if Leo was here he could just scare Grif, to shut him up!

Grif: Well to bad he isn't here! Noooooooooooooooooooo-

Sarge: Go up there and get him Simmons.

Grif: -oooooooooooooooooooooo-

Donut: If he keeps screaming like that, he's gonna pass out and fall off the cliff.

Sarge: Cancel that order, Simmons!

Grif: -oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-

Sarge: Donut, get me a sniper rifle.

Donut: Yes sir.

Grif: -oooooooooooooo!

Outside the Fortress
To the Blues and Leo back wherever they are after all this time.

Tucker: And he says "Did I read it? I already ruined it!"

Tex: That's disgusting.

Leo: (Facepalm) Tucker, just why?

Caboose: I don't get it.

Tex: (Looks at Leo) So Leo, what where you guys plotting at the warthog earlier?

Leo: Simmons, heard a distress signal from the warthog, so they left to see what it was.

Tucker: A distress signal? Was it a women?

Leo: Why?

Tucker: Well, how else of we going to repopulate human kind of earth!

Leo: This isn't even earth, were on a different planet!?

Tucker: Then will repopulate this planet then...... Tex?

Tex: Tucker if your thinking what, I think your thinking then say goodbye to your legs.

Tucker: (Whimpers) Never mind.