Rvb S4 E12 "Talk of the Town"

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Blood Gulch
To Blue Base in the Gulch, where Wade and Church who are carrying Sarge.

Wade: This dude, is kind of heavy!

Church: Yeah, let's just dump him in the hole real quick.

To Simmons and Donut, with Grif unconscious on the floor.

Simmons: Listen Donut, Church and Wade think I'm a blue guy, so whatever you do, just pretend like you don't know me.

Donut: I don't know you.

Simmons: Yeah, just like that, good job.

Donut: No, I'm serious, I have no idea who you are.

Sarge's body falls down from the ceiling in the background.

Simmons: Okay, stop practicing, here they come.

Donut: So does that mean you're not gonna tell me who you are?

Simmons: Okay, that's a little too far, no-one's gonna buy that.

Church: Euh, you know we could have used some help new guy, thanks.

Wade: (Crosses arms) What are you doing with the prisoners, now?

Simmons: (in a weird voice) I was just securing this prisoner. Which is interesting, considering that I have never met him before.

Church: Why is that interesting?

Simmons: (in the same weird voice) I don't know.

Church: ...Is something wrong with your voice?

Wade: Yeah... your voice didn't sound like that earlier.

Simmons: Oh I was just disguising it, so the prisoner wouldn't think he knew me.

Donut: What?

Simmons: But he doesn't. Do you prisoner?

Donut: Um... no?

Simmons: Right. (whispering) Good job Donut.

Donut: Wait, is this some really weird form of torture?

Church: Well, okay, help Wade and I load these guys in the jeep before they wake up. (To Wade) It's 'Wade' right?

Wade: Yep!

Church: Cool.

Simmons: Okay. Donut, grab the ankles.

Donut: Okie dokie. (Grabs his own ankles) How's this?

Simmons: Sarge's ankles, Donut.

Great Freezing Plains
To Itzal leading Leo, Tucker, Caboose and Tex through a tunnel of some sort.

Andy: Step it up guys, we're almost there.

Leo: We've been walking for hours Andy, give us a break!

Tucker: I'm tellin' you, the alien has really been creepin' me out lately. Every time I wake up he's hovering over me. It's really weird.

Tex: I'm sure he's just safeguarding his sword. I mean, my sword.

Caboose: Maybe, he just wants to steal your breath.

Leo: Maybe, he's planning on beating you again.

Tucker: Maybe, he's trying to figure out what I taste like.

Andy: Hurry up ya idiots.

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