Blood Gulch
To Sarge talking to the others.
Sarge: Alright men. Donut. Since Simmons has been demoted for reasons of dementia-
Simmons: The tank was real!
Sarge: And he's been ordered by the Judge to stay at least two hundred yards away from us-
Simmons: Oh come on, that wasn't a real Judge, that was Donut wearing a powdered wig!
Donut: Over- huhem, ahuhh, (in a deeper voice now) overruled. Shame on you. Hurr.
Sarge: We are now holding auditions for the permanent position of Second in Command, here at Blood Gulch Outpost Number Two.
Simmons: Wait, who's in Number One?
Sarge: Leo of course!
Simmons: So if Leo's Number One, what number are you then Sarge?
Sarge: I'm Number Zero, anyway since Simmons is disqualified because of the afore mentioned cuckooness, and since Grif is ineligible-
Grif: Or because I don't wanna compete?
Sarge: Because you're ineligible!
Grif: No, I just don't want to compete.
Sarge: Of course you don't, because you're ineligible!
Grif: (sigh) Whatever.
Donut: I guess that means I get the job, because I'm unopposed, which is the same way I got "Most Likely to be Fabulous" in high school.
Sarge: Actually Donut, I managed to find some other candidates for you to compete against.
Donut: Huh?
Sarge: We've located an old wrench used by Lopez, and this skull of unknown origin. Some dirt and a rock entered the preliminaries but they didn't make it to the semifinals. Lazy bastards.
Donut: Hyes. You guys are goin' down. In yo face wrench, in yo face! Take that, bonehead, ha ha ha, woo!
Sarge: You will be competing against each other in a series of gruelling events, in order to gain my attention. First up, the obstacle course, Grif! Get the alligators!
Grif: I thought I was ineligible.
Sarge: To earn my respect, dirtbag. You're still perfectly capable of grunt work.
They walk away, leaving Simmons behind while Shelia comes up behind him.
Simmons: Oh man, I can't believe this. My life was going exactly as planned. I was second in command of a marginally successful unit, I had a superior officer who genuinely cared about me, I had the respect and admiration of all my peers. That was the dream! How did it all go so wrong? How! Hahahahow!? Maybe that stupid tank was just a figment of my imagination.
Sheila: I don't think so.
Simmons: Shut up, you ruined my life.
Fortress
To Leo, talking to the Alien.
Leo: So... um, what's your name?
Alien: ~My name is Itzal and you better use it with respect, Shisno!~
Leo: Look, my name is Leo and can you stop calling Shisno!? What does Shisno even mean?
Itzal: ~Well Leo, what's the foulest creature on this planet?~
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Red vs Blue Season 4: Male Oc
AdventureRvb Season 4, while Leo joins the blues on their quest, the reds start to have their own battle with a new blue joining the adventure. The Oc Leo is owned by Me The Oc Wade is owned by @DeadMC55 Red vs Blue is owned by "Rooster Teeth"
